Seth MacFarlene opening dialogue
Channing Tatum started dancing!
And then Channing Tatum did not remove his shirt Magic Mike style…
Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Dan Radcliffe dancing and singing!
Then the awards started and they gave the award to the same people for every other award
And the long span of time in the beginning where they gave awards to people sitting in the very back.
Then Anne Hathaway (who should have known she’d win) gave a super boring phoney speech which she should have prepared something better and made a weird smacking noise every once in a while which was probably directed towards Miss Sally Field.
And the rest of the show was basically…
Except when Jennifer Lawrence fell
Then Bradley Cooper lost
Except Meryl Streep & Daniel Day Lewis were both funny.
Then Ben Affleck gave the best speech
Mostly the show was boring. They need to let the stars drink more! Next year the hosts should be JT and Jimmy Fallon.